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They even have a Lazamataz ride!


1 posted on 05/03/2016 1:35:27 PM PDT by DCBryan1
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“Brazil Ponders an Erotic Theme Park, With No Sex Allowed”

Big deal, it sounds like the average liberal college campus.


2 posted on 05/03/2016 1:38:18 PM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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Is that the boobacoaster?


3 posted on 05/03/2016 1:38:45 PM PDT by Robert DeLong (u)
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4 posted on 05/03/2016 1:38:47 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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PING!


5 posted on 05/03/2016 1:40:03 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Vote for your guns!)
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How are they going to have a display of erotica and then enforce that “no sex allowed” — no bathrooms? Everyone take a saltpeter tablet at the admission booth?

People will be suing for by-the-quarter-hour cabanas.


6 posted on 05/03/2016 1:41:17 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
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“We cannot be known as the capital of sex,” Matheus Erler, a member of the Christian Socialist Party who leads the Piracicaba City Council, told reporters. He said he was worried that the park would attract “debauched individuals.”

Sounds more sane than just about any politician here these days.


7 posted on 05/03/2016 1:41:44 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Well, they DO have one in NYC, though they call it a museum.

Could NOT escape the subway advertisements for it, along with advertisements for many other things that seriously brought out my innermost Brooklyn RAGE.

Having said that, eh, whatever.


8 posted on 05/03/2016 1:42:18 PM PDT by Luircin (Breathe, Ted... Breathe.)
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A no sex sex park? Sounds pretty boring.


10 posted on 05/03/2016 1:43:56 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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worries the park would attract “debauched individuals.”

No kidding.

12 posted on 05/03/2016 1:53:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Tunnel of love? Funhouse?


13 posted on 05/03/2016 1:54:04 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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It sounds like a bad idea-how are they are going to keep customers from boffing each other behind every tree and wall? I suppose if they made a deal with some nearby hotels/motels to offer discount coupons if someone spends a certain amount at the park, it could be a good deal for those places...


14 posted on 05/03/2016 2:06:14 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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Next they will build a water park where you can’t get wet.


15 posted on 05/03/2016 2:10:40 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Brazil is just a giant Puerto Rico with natural resources.


19 posted on 05/03/2016 3:16:29 PM PDT by Original Lurker
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