Hollywood to Make Film about Chappaquiddick

Truth Revolt ^ | May 3, 2016 | Sarah Fisher

[Gaffer]

It was ‘voluntary’ he left her there to drown.

[immadashell]

This will paint kennedy as innocent.

Even worse. It will probably paint Kennedy as a hero.

[lacrew]

“...the car plunged into Poucha Pond”

Precursor to runaway SUVs.

[BobinIL]

Whitewash!!

[Ciexyz]

My grandpa had that book. Dad and I both read it.

[JoeProBono]

[BenLurkin]

Yup. When they announce they will tell the story of Mary Jo’s murder “with the moon landing in the backdrop”, you know it will be cr@pola.

[Mouton]

I guess Hitlery is not the first person who was a senator who was responsible for people getting killed.

If it were not for the Apollo program, that POS would never have withstood the attacks but the people’s attention was elsewhere.

[anton]

Finally going to get Mary Jo the blame she deserves. Probably she will be excoriated for distracting Kennedy’s pants while he was driving.

Or, maybe she was driving.

It was her that was drunk. Not him.

Or, maybe it was not him but someone who only looked like him confessing to the police.

[Tupelo]

This could just be the Oscar Best Picture of 2016.
I cannot imagine the Ted Kennedy heroics we will see in this historically accurate film.
See the handsome brave Ted Kennedy bravely attempt to salvage his political career after getting drunk and sneaking out with a young attractive campaign worker for a little extra martial sex.
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Naa.

[TRY ONE]

Mary Jo: “Ted, I think I'm Pregnant”

Ted: “We'll cross that bridge when we get there, Mary Jo”

[BenLurkin]

younger generations may not know about the story

Here's all you need to know kids...

[Mouton]

I still have that book somewhere in my files.

[BenLurkin]

Did you hear Ted Kennedy’s girlfriend told him she was pregnant?

He said “we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

[Nachum]

Mad Magazine's take on Ted Kenedy...

[MortMan]

On the heels of actor Will Ferrell pulling out of a planned "Alzheimer's comedy" about Ronald Reagan comes news that Hollywood is preparing a feature film about late Senator Ted Kennedy and the drowning of Mary Jo Kopechne at Chappaquiddick.

Is it me, or is the author trying to somehow equivocate that the Reagan movie would have been on a par with the Kennedy tale? Am I missing something?

[OrangeHoof]

In the Oliver Stone version, George Bush and Richard Nixon force Teddy off the bridge...

[surrey]

I guarantee you that the officials on the Vineyard won’t allow it to be filmed on their island. Extremely liberal place.

[Ouderkirk]

https://www.change.org/p/u-s-house-of-representatives-exhume-the-body-of-sen-edward-kennedy-and-remove-it-from-arlington-cemetery

[Don Corleone]

Lloyd Bridges to be technical director and director of underwater sequences?