I hope you are trying to be funny.
Otherwise, hat is insanity. In context, he was referring to a woman’s length hair.
Samson had long hair because he was a Nazarite, and it was braided up. As was Absalom’s. It got him killed.
There's a world of difference between hair like this:
and hair like this:
Point being, just because he didn't have a modern Western crew cut, by the cultural standards of the day, Jesus did not have "long hair."