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He needed a spray?

What a rookie!

A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.

1 posted on 04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT by PROCON
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Some guys just know how to please a lady.


2 posted on 04/15/2016 9:12:44 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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It beats the smell of Hai-Karate aftershave.


3 posted on 04/15/2016 9:14:59 AM PDT by IronJack
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Too bad she didn’t have a spray can of Bull$h!+ Repellant (Spencer’s Gifts $4.95) handy.


4 posted on 04/15/2016 9:16:07 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (#BlackOlivesMatter)
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The alleged perp


5 posted on 04/15/2016 9:16:15 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Sounds like a wonderful product to take to political speeches?


6 posted on 04/15/2016 9:17:28 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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I’ve smelled those Fart Sprays, and they smell more like a Stink Bug than a turd. Nasty to be certain, but several steps down from a good hot bean fart.


8 posted on 04/15/2016 9:19:25 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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“He needed a spray?

What a rookie!

A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.”

Yes. But think of the cost savings experienced in replacement underwear.


9 posted on 04/15/2016 9:23:02 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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“Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol.”

So was he in the bar when he was charged with public intoxication? If so, that might be a first.


10 posted on 04/15/2016 9:24:38 AM PDT by Durbin
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In related news, the Colonoscopy I had last Wednesday went well. It was a Polyp free Zone. #;^)


12 posted on 04/15/2016 9:27:25 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (It is better to live one day as a lion than one hundred years as a sheep)
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Was it “Silent But Deadly”?


13 posted on 04/15/2016 9:28:53 AM PDT by dfwgator
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I once rendered an outdoor basketball court temporarily unusable.

And I didn’t even need a spray to do it.

Amateur.


14 posted on 04/15/2016 9:29:34 AM PDT by Yashcheritsiy (You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
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arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.....THAT was a crime?!!! Jeeeez, I’m gonna be executed!!!! Just yesterday I ‘flatulated’ in a bar (well, more than once) and the snooty bitch walking past me said “Did you SHIT yourself?”. I said “No Ma’am. I always smell this way at 8 o’clock at night.


15 posted on 04/15/2016 9:33:48 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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i gotta get me some of that junk... it’ll keep the idiots out of my office!


17 posted on 04/15/2016 9:35:28 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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Beer, polish sausage, pickled eggs and jalapeno’s always worked for me.


18 posted on 04/15/2016 9:40:37 AM PDT by umgud
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As the ancient Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo once said, “Who smelt it, dealt it”


19 posted on 04/15/2016 9:41:24 AM PDT by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.

Especially if that beer is Hudepohl. A kegger of Hudepohl made one of my housemates into a one-man chemical weapons factory, the use of which would be a war crime.

22 posted on 04/15/2016 9:45:39 AM PDT by henkster
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“..a woman told officers 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence...”

Hello, I love you
Won’t you tell me your name?
Hello, i love you
Let me jump in your game...


26 posted on 04/15/2016 9:51:32 AM PDT by mumblypeg (Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
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The undisputed king of fart sprays is without question a product called Liquid Ass. One of my sons got me with it, and it is absolutely putrid. The only reason I didn’t kill him outright was the timing, which was perfect.

Sprayed the back of my recliner, during the Shawshank Redemption escape through the sewer pipe scene.

I took it, unscrewed the top, and dumped the whole thing out in the drivers seat of his car.


29 posted on 04/15/2016 9:52:38 AM PDT by wheresmyusa (FTUN)
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Nothing tops an large egg salad sub washed down with a quart of cider. Nothing.


31 posted on 04/15/2016 9:56:40 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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My mother-in-law’s chili with kidney beans did it for me! Massive pain, terrible gas! Made everyone around me flee for their lives!

But the worst smell I ever encountered was a bottle of fly attractant with about four inches of dead flies, maggots, water, inside.

Dump that and stand UPWIND or you will gag and puke. Everyone downwind for about two blocks will come out of their houses gagging and puking.

Don’t get the juice on you or you will stink for a week! It even beasts skunk spray.


35 posted on 04/15/2016 10:33:41 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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