What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.
Some guys just know how to please a lady.
It beats the smell of Hai-Karate aftershave.
Too bad she didn’t have a spray can of Bull$h!+ Repellant (Spencer’s Gifts $4.95) handy.
Sounds like a wonderful product to take to political speeches?
I’ve smelled those Fart Sprays, and they smell more like a Stink Bug than a turd. Nasty to be certain, but several steps down from a good hot bean fart.
“He needed a spray?
What a rookie!
A couple of bean burritos and a beer is all you need.”
Yes. But think of the cost savings experienced in replacement underwear.
“Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol.”
So was he in the bar when he was charged with public intoxication? If so, that might be a first.
In related news, the Colonoscopy I had last Wednesday went well. It was a Polyp free Zone. #;^)
Was it “Silent But Deadly”?
I once rendered an outdoor basketball court temporarily unusable.
And I didn’t even need a spray to do it.
Amateur.
arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.....THAT was a crime?!!! Jeeeez, I’m gonna be executed!!!! Just yesterday I ‘flatulated’ in a bar (well, more than once) and the snooty bitch walking past me said “Did you SHIT yourself?”. I said “No Ma’am. I always smell this way at 8 o’clock at night.
i gotta get me some of that junk... it’ll keep the idiots out of my office!
Beer, polish sausage, pickled eggs and jalapeno’s always worked for me.
As the ancient Roman philosopher, Afflatus Prolongo once said, “Who smelt it, dealt it”
Especially if that beer is Hudepohl. A kegger of Hudepohl made one of my housemates into a one-man chemical weapons factory, the use of which would be a war crime.
“..a woman told officers 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence...”
Hello, I love you
Won’t you tell me your name?
Hello, i love you
Let me jump in your game...
The undisputed king of fart sprays is without question a product called Liquid Ass. One of my sons got me with it, and it is absolutely putrid. The only reason I didn’t kill him outright was the timing, which was perfect.
Sprayed the back of my recliner, during the Shawshank Redemption escape through the sewer pipe scene.
I took it, unscrewed the top, and dumped the whole thing out in the drivers seat of his car.
Nothing tops an large egg salad sub washed down with a quart of cider. Nothing.
My mother-in-law’s chili with kidney beans did it for me! Massive pain, terrible gas! Made everyone around me flee for their lives!
But the worst smell I ever encountered was a bottle of fly attractant with about four inches of dead flies, maggots, water, inside.
Dump that and stand UPWIND or you will gag and puke. Everyone downwind for about two blocks will come out of their houses gagging and puking.
Don’t get the juice on you or you will stink for a week! It even beasts skunk spray.