Top ten!
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!
Happy Friggday!!! d:^)
Happy friday!!!
Happy friday!!!
Happy friday!!!
Happy friday!!!
TOP 15???
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating - always use condiments
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under
Every calendar's days are numbered
A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
Acupuncture is a jab well done
TOP 20! YAY!!!!
I plan to visit the White House daily, starting the afternoon of January 20, 2017. I imagine my visits going like this:
January 20, 2017 - “May I go in and see Barack Hussein Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. A patriotic President lives here now.”
January 21, 2017 - “May I go in and see Mr. Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. We have a capable Commander-in-Chief now.”
January 22, 2017 - “May I go in and see Mr. Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, as I told you two days in a row, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. A republican is the leader of the free world again. Why do you keep coming back?”
“I just like hearing that we finally have an American in the White House.”
Marine (saluting): “Yes, Sir! I will see you tomorrow, Sir!”
i actually defended obama the other day.. a friend told me that obama wasn’t fit to lick the shit off of his boots.. i said”oh yes he is!”
Top O’ The Morning America! “Is this AT&T” reminds me of the fun my oldest brother used to have when a telemarketing fool would call. My brother would hand the phone over to his very young daughter. She would proceed to talk “isy badda piddy soupy sooo.” It was hilarious when some rookie telemarketing fool would try to have a conversation. Way fun.
