Never any mention of minority children or adult authority figures in her books. Clearly she's a racist and should be shunned, flushed down the memory hole, her works forbidden, not celebrated.
It's a brave new world, comrade, and glorification of archaic American values should be strongly discouraged. You may report to your nearest diversity re-education camp at your earliest convenience.
Yep. When did Ramona and Beezus innocently explore each other sexually? Never?
Time to do a 21st century update.
/sarc