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Bullet lodges in Florida man's testicles after wife shoots him, deputies say
WKMG ClickOrlando ^ | March 31 - April 1, 2016 | WKMG ClickOrlando

Posted on 04/07/2016 8:02:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A bullet lodged in a Brevard County man's testicles after he was shot by his 60-year-old wife in an argument over an affair, according to authorities.

Victoria Reid was arrested Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon domestic violence and aggravated assault domestic violence.

According to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office, Reid had a gun and confronted her husband of 16 years to discuss his affair. Reid demanded that her husband sit on the couch and told him that she was going to maim him and give him post-traumatic stress disorder, which she said she also suffers, according to deputies.

Reid taunted her husband and threatened to shoot him in the face and chest and kill him, officials said.

Reid shot her husband in his left knee, but the bullet traveled up his thigh and lodged in his testicles, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The man's condition is not known.

Reid was arrested in Rockledge and was taken to jail.


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To: the OlLine Rebel

“You’re the first one that seems to care that the woman was done wrong and the man got what he deserved!”

I guess it has to do with having been married to the same woman for 50 years this coming December.


41 posted on 04/07/2016 8:45:26 PM PDT by vette6387 (Obama can go to hell!)
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To: dfwgator

One of the greatest comedies ever.


42 posted on 04/07/2016 8:46:07 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Both the bullet and the guy should lodge somewhere else.


43 posted on 04/07/2016 8:48:40 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I can do a cheap vasectomy!

44 posted on 04/07/2016 8:52:17 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: LostInBayport

That was an awesome observation!

All I could think of was Duke Nukem - “I’ve got balls of steel”


45 posted on 04/07/2016 8:53:51 PM PDT by Outlaw76 (Conservative, Showman, Rino. Make your choice wisely.)
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To: jessduntno

‘Stronger than a speeding locomotive!
Able to leap tall buildings (bowlegged) in a single bound!
Stops bullets cold with his invulnerable testicles!

It’s a bird. It’s a plane!
It’s Nutsackman!’


46 posted on 04/07/2016 8:56:31 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's fonding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Impy; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Perdogg; ...
Re: Reid shot her husband in his left knee, but the bullet traveled up his thigh and lodged in his testicles, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The man's condition is not known.

Damn, Bendy-- I did some shooting down under... but nothing as dastardly as that--

Well, Bendy, Tom-- Trust me... the man is not a happy camper.

Bend, Errol, Tom-- I once shot an elephant in my pajamas... How he got in them is still a mystery to me!

Do you guys know if this guy... was named George?

Tell the guy to just be thankful... the old gal wasn't using a bow and arrow.

I'm just glad... she didn't use a knife.

Well, we all know with that lousy aim... she cannot have any fashion sense!

Hum-- That why I need... a six-shooter.

What bothers me, is just which dwarf... Snow White is not going to shoot--

Now, Bendy, before you... say something incredible catty about that poor woman in Florida--

Just remember how good a shot... I am!

47 posted on 04/07/2016 8:57:08 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Owwwwwwwwww!


48 posted on 04/07/2016 8:59:53 PM PDT by Crucial (At the heart all leftists is the fear that the truth is bigger than themselves.)
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To: vette6387

Although, I think rape is a heinous crime, mutilation is much worse.


49 posted on 04/07/2016 9:03:21 PM PDT by Crucial (At the heart all leftists is the fear that the truth is bigger than themselves.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A long time ago the Old Farmer's Almanac had a story about a Civil War soldier who was shot through the testicles and the ball hit the womb of a nearby woman. Nine months later the woman gave birth.

It was referred to as "artificial insemination by bullet".

50 posted on 04/07/2016 9:06:24 PM PDT by Samwell Tarly
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

D A M N !!
A whole new meaning of Ball Ammo.


51 posted on 04/07/2016 9:06:49 PM PDT by Tupelo (we vote - THEY decide.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hell Hath No Fury.

DOnt let wives play with guns.


52 posted on 04/07/2016 9:17:39 PM PDT by Gasshog (Stay Tuned for further developments in the CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS)
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To: Bender2

I don’t know Bender

Lathernia from Vikings cut off that dude jewels in one episode of Vikings this season lol!


53 posted on 04/07/2016 9:21:14 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Here’s another case other reporter using the word “after” when no normal person would. Wouldn’t a normal person say that the bullet got lodged in the man’s testicle “when” his wife shot him? Are the newspapers trying to head off a lawsuit by avoiding attributing causality to the actions of certain people?


54 posted on 04/07/2016 9:22:44 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s a little-known fact that the average American has one ovary and one testicle.


55 posted on 04/07/2016 9:24:13 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: gaijin

Assault with a deadly weapon and she only has to come up with $3500 to bail out?

The P Pass for sure.

The projectile could have cut an artery and killed him.


56 posted on 04/07/2016 9:29:25 PM PDT by Rockpile (GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Now you can really say this guy's got huevos duros.
57 posted on 04/07/2016 10:13:09 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reid shot her husband in his left knee, but the bullet traveled up his thigh and lodged in his testicles, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The man's condition is not known.

Well, then the reporter is the only one that doesn't know. The condition could not get much worse.

58 posted on 04/07/2016 10:17:27 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - voted Trump 2016 & Dude, Cruz ain't bona fide)
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To: LostInBayport

Lol


59 posted on 04/07/2016 10:22:01 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Now thats going to leave a mark........


60 posted on 04/07/2016 11:34:19 PM PDT by njslim
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