I can do a cheap vasectomy!
Posted on 04/07/2016 8:02:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MELBOURNE, Fla. - A bullet lodged in a Brevard County man's testicles after he was shot by his 60-year-old wife in an argument over an affair, according to authorities.
Victoria Reid was arrested Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon domestic violence and aggravated assault domestic violence.
According to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office, Reid had a gun and confronted her husband of 16 years to discuss his affair. Reid demanded that her husband sit on the couch and told him that she was going to maim him and give him post-traumatic stress disorder, which she said she also suffers, according to deputies.
Reid taunted her husband and threatened to shoot him in the face and chest and kill him, officials said.
Reid shot her husband in his left knee, but the bullet traveled up his thigh and lodged in his testicles, according to the Sheriff's Office.
The man's condition is not known.
Reid was arrested in Rockledge and was taken to jail.
“You’re the first one that seems to care that the woman was done wrong and the man got what he deserved!”
I guess it has to do with having been married to the same woman for 50 years this coming December.
One of the greatest comedies ever.
Both the bullet and the guy should lodge somewhere else.
I can do a cheap vasectomy!
That was an awesome observation!
All I could think of was Duke Nukem - “I’ve got balls of steel”
‘Stronger than a speeding locomotive!
Able to leap tall buildings (bowlegged) in a single bound!
Stops bullets cold with his invulnerable testicles!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane!
It’s Nutsackman!’
The man's condition is not known.
Damn, Bendy-- I did some shooting down under... 
but nothing as dastardly as that--
Well, Bendy, Tom-- Trust me... 
the man is not a happy camper.
Bend, Errol, Tom-- I once shot an elephant in my pajamas... 
How he got in them is still a mystery to me!
Do you guys know if this guy... 
was named George?
Tell the guy to just be thankful... 
the old gal wasn't using a bow and arrow.
I'm just glad... 
she didn't use a knife.
Well, we all know with that lousy aim... 
she cannot have any fashion sense!
Hum-- That why I need... 
a six-shooter.
What bothers me, is just which dwarf... 
Snow White is not going to shoot--
Now, Bendy, before you... 
say something incredible catty about that poor woman in Florida--
Just remember how good a shot... 
I am!
Owwwwwwwwww!
Although, I think rape is a heinous crime, mutilation is much worse.
It was referred to as "artificial insemination by bullet".
D A M N !!
A whole new meaning of Ball Ammo.
Hell Hath No Fury.
DOnt let wives play with guns.
I don’t know Bender
Lathernia from Vikings cut off that dude jewels in one episode of Vikings this season lol!
Here’s another case other reporter using the word “after” when no normal person would. Wouldn’t a normal person say that the bullet got lodged in the man’s testicle “when” his wife shot him? Are the newspapers trying to head off a lawsuit by avoiding attributing causality to the actions of certain people?
It’s a little-known fact that the average American has one ovary and one testicle.
Assault with a deadly weapon and she only has to come up with $3500 to bail out?
The P Pass for sure.
The projectile could have cut an artery and killed him.
The man's condition is not known.
Well, then the reporter is the only one that doesn't know. The condition could not get much worse.
Lol
Now thats going to leave a mark........
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