I am glad you were LOL, because I was joking. (I am not a FRumpster, you see. I actually have a good sense of humor).
Seriously, I have looked carefully at Obama's digital birth certificate, and it's obviously phony. (I would even vote for Trump if he would promise to open the investigation and prosecute Obama next year.)
Well I doubt he can make that promise at this stage of the game, but it wouldn't surprise me if he did pursue it should he become the President. But to say that he would do so now, could very well put his life in jeopardy.
It may even be his game plan to rollback everything Obama has done to this nation over the last 8 years.