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To: Olog-hai

spaghetti, great! but with what kind of sauce?


6 posted on 04/06/2016 11:33:42 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: faithhopecharity
But with what kind of sauce?

This question has sparked several intrapastine wars. The Orthodox believe that the FSM "has no sauce," and it is sacrilege to even suggest that he does.

The Reformed Pastafarians, on the other hand, claim that "Marinara is the one true sauce."

Various splinter sects take positions from meatless to mushroom, oil to alfredo, and everything in between. The most liberal of the FSM congregations have taken the position that "Saucing decisions are matters of individual conscience."

As with all faiths, be careful which you subscribe to! The decision may be more important than life or death...

23 posted on 04/06/2016 11:55:51 AM PDT by FredZarguna (And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Fifth Avenue to be Born?)
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To: faithhopecharity

“spaghetti, great! but with what kind of sauce?”

It really depends on the wine being served.

Sounds like they eat well.


35 posted on 04/06/2016 1:22:28 PM PDT by moovova
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