MEMO TO THE HORNY YOUNG FEMALE SNOWFLAKES ON CAMPUS: KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER!!!!
This is a crisis we'd better get a handle on before it's too late -- if it isn't already!
Posted on 04/06/2016 9:25:22 AM PDT by Morgana
There is no such thing as a right if it must be provided by another person's labors.
If it’s important to do well academically, keep your knees together and study more.
MEMO TO THE HORNY YOUNG FEMALE SNOWFLAKES ON CAMPUS: KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER!!!!
This is a crisis we'd better get a handle on before it's too late -- if it isn't already!
“If it’s important to do well academically, keep your knees together and study more.”
Amen.
BE SURE TO TELL THE MURDERING LITTLE BITCHES YOU WON’T PUNISH THEM FOR KILLING THEIR BABIES EVEN IF ABORTION IS LEGAL.
ITS NOT WHAT PRO LIFE DOES YOU KNOW
I would have said “pick a major other than ‘women’s studies’ and carry 15 hours a semester” but that’s just me.
Can’t they just get up early and head to Walgreens for the Day After Pill?
Poor little horny Snowflakes.
I would make four significant observations about kids and universities.
1. You have only four lousy years to glean and gain as much information as possible for your degree. If anything is prioritized on your list higher than education...something is wrong.
2. College is not a social experiment. If you fail to realize that....you don’t understand it’s purpose.
3. If you’ve got a professor or lecturer who doesn’t seem that bright....you are burning up your money in a wasteful fashion.
4. The entire value of that stupid certificate is that it gets you in the front door of various companies and organizations, who pay a fair bit more than McDonalds. If you do anything in that four year period to jeopardize the graduation slip....why did you bother with this in the first place?
“”The students claim that better access to abortion will help female students to succeed.””
You’re absolutely right. How on earth did they ever get into the university without a brain? “Provide and pay for an abortion for me and I’ll show the world how successful I can be.”
Mercy!!! Protect us from the idiots please....
How about these petulant little snowflakes get some mandatory classes on personal responsibility? Or is that outside of their comprehension or capability to reason? Or has rational thought been outlawed in schools now?
This is the prime reason why government tuition assistance should be eliminated. The meritocracy racket needs to be shut down.
[[“It’s Important to Do Well Academically”]]
Important for Who? The aborted Child?
[[“The resolution does not expect students to pay for these services as I, and those who voted for it, believe that health is a right not a privilege,” Chugh said.]]
Yeah? And i have a new resolution- that anyone who robs a bank NOT be arrested tried and convicted for it because after all, begin rich and financially comfortable is a ‘right’, not a privilege using the same asinine logic Chugh uses
And it needs to be gender neutral.
Sickening little bast-rds!
They want birth control pills (Sandra Fluck) and now they want tax money to clean out their mess.
When the little darlings aren’t being raped with the “rape culture” on campus they’re banging like rabbits. Must be tough being a woman on campus.
Hey, geniuses, there are ways to prevent pregnancy. If you are smart enough for university you should be smart enough to use birth control.
Just put in a self-serve cyanide dispensary. Problems solved.
lol.
on a serious note, the women I know who’ve had abortions were in no shape for college classes afterwards.
They were mental wrecks. Some stayed that way. it was awful.
BTW, good point. Not having intercourse makes it REALLY hard t conceive :)
You shouldn’t be admitted to college if you don’t know how to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.
That’s high school biology.
‘“The resolution does not expect students to pay for these services as I, and those who voted for it, believe that health is a right not a privilege,” Chugh said’
Well, if that is true, then we should forcibly prevent you from getting an abortion, to protect your “right”, since abortion can only harm your health, it can’t improve it (barring extremely rare cases like ectopic pregnancies).
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