[GilGil]

If you want to see an assault, this is an assault. What Michelle Fields experienced was absolutely nothing and not even close to an assault. She just had a bad hair day and wanted to pester someone for it.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I had to break up a girl fight at our church carnival about ten years back. It was serious stuff. They were wailing on each other pretty good.

[SetFree]

Maybe you mean battery?

[dfwgator]

Ghetto Behavior - It ain’t just for the ghetto, anymore.

[Puppage]

[twister881]

White Trash. Probably a catfight over some semi-literate dropout named Jimmy Ray and sporting an 80’s mullet.

[glasseye]

Girls gone wild!

[Night Hides Not]

They’re auditioning for a reality show.

[bert]

I would suggest that the totally naked woman in the video might have something to do with it. she iis bikiniless, not bikini clad.

(now go back and really look just after the guy describes the broken cartilage 0:48)

[EQAndyBuzz]

TTIWWP.

There, I said it.

[tophat9000]

what idiot didn’t set up a video cam and start selling tickets on Pay-per-view... that’s just throwing away money there

[rey]

“Why you all wanna mess with that river?”

I can’t believe I got the first Deliverance quote on this. She fared better than Ned Beatty.

[Vendome]

I would have hit em all...

[AZLiberty]

Guilty, guilty, guilty — despite important evidence to the contrary.

[SaraJohnson]

Animals.

[martin_fierro]

You had me at “Bikini Brawl.”