Posted on 03/29/2016 10:39:29 PM PDT by inchworm
Seth Myers whom likes to tell derogatory jokes against conservatives, but then tries to balance the political content by telling cute jokes about liberals revealed his newborn son's name on his 3/29/16 show. Poor kid..., Seth indicated his son's name is Ash Olson (might be spell wrong here) but when he said it fast it sounds like he names his newborn boy "A$$ hole son". Way to go Seth. Way to be jokingly witty and not even know it.
Sick sense of humor. Then he’ll wonder why Ash treats his dad or his mom with such contempt and rudeness.
The first time I got married, I knew how my name would sound. I did a preemptive strike and added my middle name to my first. Same when we had our son. Made sure not to use a name that would cause problems. Common sense.
I would joke with my lovely daughter, if she ever married a guy named Ford, Dodge, Bentley, or Ferrari PLEASE DON’T name her daughter Lisa. It may seem cute at the moment, but she will grow up to resent you. ;)
Cue Johnny Cash, a Boy named Sue.
‘Paging Mike Hunt! Will Mike Hunt please come to the courtesy desk.’
"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
Moe the bartender: “Is Amanda Kisinhug here? I need Amanda Kisinhug.”
“Mom, Dad ... I’d like you to meet my boyfriend, Buster Hyman.”
And from ‘Meet the Parents’: Gaylord Fokker.
Your turn.
Then of course there’s always good ole, “Heywood Jablome.”
Jolly Mangina, atty-at-law
Several years ago the phone company misspelled a new user’s first name when it printed its local directory. The subscriber’s’s first name was Shi’Thead, but whomever did the printing omitted the apostrophe. To their credit, the phone company bent over backwards to correct their error as best they could, but those phone directories are still collector’s items...
“That’s pronounced ‘ahs-wee-pay’”!
-PJ
Mr. Peter Guzinya
And, the ever popular Jack Hoff.
A 1960’s Tacoma phone book listed “Butts, Harry and Rosie”,
and there was a kid in my little town named Claude Hopper.
Any relation to Hugh Jardon, the notable porn star?
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