[grey_whiskers]

But what about Cruz’ membership in a witch’s coven and his regular sexual congress with reptilian space aliens? Should you add those to your list?

Here, try this. It's real.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky." -- Bill Clinton

“Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.” -- Ted Cruz

Can you imagine when SNL gets ahold of THAT quote?

Maybe we should keep tainTED away from Disneyland for the time being, just to make sure...

[RKBA Democrat]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, or that woman, or that woman, or that woman, or that woman...or that rat, either.