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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I bet you get bullied a lot.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

She's the first in her family born without tail.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You are not even beneath my contempt.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.


And the most ignorant of all?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ignorance; ofst; silliness
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To: dragonblustar

The stupid is strong with this one. How did he ever get elected to anything? Other than his surname...

21 posted on 03/25/2016 7:00:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: dragonblustar

The stupid is strong with this one. How did he ever get elected to anything? Other than his surname...

22 posted on 03/25/2016 7:00:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: P.O.E.

LOL!


23 posted on 03/25/2016 7:02:21 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Lucky9teen

Hi Everybody!

Sorry I’m Late!

:-)


24 posted on 03/25/2016 7:03:39 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: dragonblustar

I'll take "Some of the most idiotic things ever said" for $100, Alex.

You have to love the smug expression. Liberalism is a mental disorder manifestation of evil.

25 posted on 03/25/2016 7:05:39 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: left that other site

Hi dere El Kabong


26 posted on 03/25/2016 7:08:57 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Lucky9teen

hehehe.


27 posted on 03/25/2016 7:09:09 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

That picture proves that, in spite of his murdering vileness, Che was, at the very least, good for something!


28 posted on 03/25/2016 7:10:16 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: mylife

Buenas Dias, Amigo!

(KABONGGGGGGGG!!!!)


29 posted on 03/25/2016 7:12:23 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Somewhere less than post #50 :)

Rollo is here to share some beer theories:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Paul Horning

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin



An excellent summation of the mood on FR lately:



30 posted on 03/25/2016 7:12:52 AM PDT by upchuck (MAGA!!)
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To: upchuck

Well done! LOL!


31 posted on 03/25/2016 7:14:27 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: left that other site

32 posted on 03/25/2016 7:15:29 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife

Well, this IS the “Silliness Thread”, after all.


33 posted on 03/25/2016 7:16:14 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: upchuck

Wake up peoples!

Resist we much!!!!


34 posted on 03/25/2016 7:19:55 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: left that other site

It is and I loves me some silliness.


35 posted on 03/25/2016 7:21:14 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Lucky9teen

36 posted on 03/25/2016 7:22:20 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: mylife

Today’s opening salvo of silliness was one of the best yet!


37 posted on 03/25/2016 7:26:20 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: wyokostur
Sadly they do..


38 posted on 03/25/2016 7:27:11 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: left that other site

I rarely get to partake but yes it is making me smile


39 posted on 03/25/2016 7:28:35 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: upchuck

“If you drink, you’re gonna die. If you don’t drink, you’re gonna die anyway, so enjoy life!” - Andy Capp


40 posted on 03/25/2016 7:29:01 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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