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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I bet you get bullied a lot.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

She's the first in her family born without tail.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You are not even beneath my contempt.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.


And the most ignorant of all?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ignorance; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

I need some silly today. I will check in again this evening.


2 posted on 03/25/2016 6:06:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama is more supportive of Iran's right to defend its territorial borders than he is of the USA's.)
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3 posted on 03/25/2016 6:08:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 5?!?

Happy Friggday!! d:^)

4 posted on 03/25/2016 6:13:04 AM PDT by CopperTop
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5 posted on 03/25/2016 6:20:43 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10! w00t!


6 posted on 03/25/2016 6:22:14 AM PDT by the_boy_who_got_lost
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To: the_boy_who_got_lost

Top 10 indeed


7 posted on 03/25/2016 6:28:27 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

top something


8 posted on 03/25/2016 6:30:50 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!


9 posted on 03/25/2016 6:32:17 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: xp38

Top something


10 posted on 03/25/2016 6:34:47 AM PDT by csivils
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To: Lucky9teen

11 posted on 03/25/2016 6:38:11 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: csivils

No Top Ten for me!

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12 posted on 03/25/2016 6:38:30 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top Ten ...


13 posted on 03/25/2016 6:38:55 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!
14 posted on 03/25/2016 6:44:52 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Have a wonderful Easter!!!
15 posted on 03/25/2016 6:45:38 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

16 posted on 03/25/2016 6:46:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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17 posted on 03/25/2016 6:47:30 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 03/25/2016 6:48:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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19 posted on 03/25/2016 6:50:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Have a Blessed day


20 posted on 03/25/2016 6:57:50 AM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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