[Blue Jays]

No more visiting client homes, cocktail parties, progressive dinners, realtor open houses, or similar.
LOL.

[jonrick46]

Perhaps you could bring home the bacterial evidence of the illicit affairs you have been having.

In the Future:

Wife: “Step up to my Bacteria App, dear.”

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . “Those are not my bacteria! Let me get the Divorce Papers App!”

Husband: “I’m printing off the suicide gun from my Gun App!”

[Yogafist]

Locard’s exchange principle.