Good, as long as your captain isn't a cowardly nutcase.......................
Good, as long as your captain isn't a cowardly nutcase.......................
As long as the Captain is not Italian.
It’s never a good idea to sail too close to the rocks to impress an old girlfriend while having dinner with a new girlfriend. Your wife will always find out.
It’s not dead! He’s resting!
My 1st husband and I went on a cruise once-we ended up instantly sick of the cheerleading staff herding everyone around like cattle and the whiny, impolite fellow passengers-when everyone was herded off the ship someplace in the Bahamas for a tour of the markets, we ditched the tour, went off and found a little airport-got on a charter flight to the rest of the islands-alone-and had a great 4 vaca days. Cruise ship=Klingon prison ship...