Bently.
Posted on 02/25/2016 5:17:05 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude
“That’s about the reaction I expected from the terminally biased.”
Check out all the comments here. You’re routine stinks and we all know it, and everyone that reads it that is sane of mind will say the same. Can’t help it if you aren’t funny. Must be genetic.
Great description of what most Freepers are voting for...
Thanks for the read... it says it all!!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/lil-donald
LOL!
You have an...incredible...imagination.
Not nearly as cunning as you evidently think. When you are writing that kind of thing, you are supposed to keep your audience in a state of expectant surprise and resolve it with a punchline. You did not. Extremely tedious. I never finished it.
Nailed this one. LMAO.
“Its awesome; but the TRUMP supporters have NO sense of humor.”
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Trump supporters have GREAT senses of humor. This just wasn’t funny. Reads like a republican club op ed in a highschool newspaper.
This kid’s gonna get a wedgie in the gym locker room.
Is this better? It’s a series of conversations I expect to have at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, DC, starting in 330 days:
January 21, 2017 - “May I go in and see Barack Hussein Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. A patriotic President lives here now.”
January 22, 2017 - “May I go in and see Mr. Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. We have a capable Commander-in-Chief now.”
January 23, 2017 - “May I go in and see Mr. Obama.”
Marine: “Sir, as I told you two days in a row, Mr. Obama is no longer in the White House. A republican is the leader of the free world again. Why do you keep coming back?”
“I just like hearing that we finally have an American in the White House.”
Marine (saluting): “Yes, Sir! I will see you tomorrow, Sir!”
Bently.
Trump is an unknown in some areas. The function of the president is as an executive officer. He has a lot of experience with that. He is not a Reagen, He could be a Churchill, he could be a Mussolini. But I for one am tired of the status quo.
We are WAY PAST CONSERVATIVE ISSUES. We are broken and cannot be fixed. It is time to start over.
A Bently is a Chinese knockoff...
That was funny but the obvious discomfort of the Trumpites trying to justify themselves was hilarious!
Sorry that looks like a Rolls...
Don’t quit your day job son.
“WTH are you talking about? I know that most analogies fall apart at some point, but I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make in the first place.”
sat·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
synonyms:mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature;
Trump wouldn’t have a clue regarding the specs on the car, so I’d never buy from him.
Bently is the Chinese knockoff of Bentley.
Pretty funny. And, accurate.
NO; it’s actually pretty funny.
It’s awfully close to the truth; that’s why its funny.
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