He is engaged to an Irish girl, Orda O’Fries. She loves his Whopper, but intellectually, she’s a few short of a Happy Meal.
If he commits a crime, will the police “grill him”?
It’s going to be hard to keep a straight face at his funeral, when he dies: “Today we assembled to pay our last respect to Bacon Double Cheeseburger.”. They’ll bury him in a styrofoam container. A Bacon Double Cheeseburger “to go”.
Bada-bing!