Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!

Opinion | 19 Feb 16 | Not long for this thread

[xzins]

It is true.

Every word.

I swear it on a stack of national geographics.

Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan.

His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.

Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.

[beandog]

From the orange color of his face, I think he may also be doing too much farding.

[xzins]

Smoke.

(Marlboros...now don’t get me started....seriously...don’t get me started. LOL)

[PA Engineer]

I've heard he's a public masticator, and that one of his children was a thespian in college.

That just shows he can't be trusted. He told us he was anti-thespian! Just wait till he gets into the White House! He'll be celebrating thespians in the oval office!

[Radagast the Fool]

I have it on good authority that he does NOT brake for whales!

[xzins]

Do you mean....he’s a paedo-masticator?

Pretty serious charge, my FRiend. We’ll have to call in CPS to see how many he’s eaten.

[r_barton]

It’s about time that the government issue a Mattress Tag amnesty. We can’t jail millions of Mattress Tag violators. Think of their children.

If a baby is conceived on a mattress without a tag, can it ever be president. ;-)

[beandog]

He really should. From what I see when I’m out driving there’s a lot of whales on the road.

[PA Engineer]

I have it on good authority that he does NOT brake for whales!

Just more proof he is not a consistent conservative!

[catbertz]

Hahaha classic picture. I wonder if he laughed at them too.

[dfwgator]

He once went through the supermarket Express Lane with MORE than 15 items.

[beandog]

I guess if you believe birthers it would depend on were the matress was made.

[Charles Henrickson]

[xzins]

If a baby is conceived on a mattress without a tag, can it ever be president. ;-)

Line of the day. Rotflol!

[1Old Pro]

Pretty sure he stepped on a worm after the last thunderstorm too. Probably intentionally.

[Donglalinger]

National Review has just released shocking video of Trump's birth!!

[georgiegirl]

he is addicted to drinking Ethanol

he caucused Iowans to give him a lifetime fix

[AndyJackson]

the broken down rattle trap up on blocks on the front lawn. Dirty laundry hanging out to dry.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ducking Donald also dodges and deflects when asked about his views on late-term abortion. This was on January 28 of this year:

Trump freaks out when asked about abortion again

[Psalm 144]

Great takedown of Hierophant Generalissimo Donaldillo Ducko Trumpolinihitlerstalindraculagrinch! That is PROOF!

Everyone who doesn’t hate Trumpolinihitlerstalindraculagrinch twenty six hours a day should be cast into hell by Prophet Beck, anointed of the bored and the management around here SUCKS because they let people say things I don’t agree with.

BECKDAMN YOU ALL TO A PLACE I CAN’T SAY BECAUSE OF THE DELICACY OF MY SOUL AND MY PURITY!!! I HATE YOU ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT MY CLONES!

(if you need a sarc tag, you’ll still be hung up on Trumpolinihitlerstalindraculagrinch)

[xzins]

You are not in the spirit of things here Charles.

You should say Dodges and Fords, Dodges and Chevies, something like that.

Now. Try again.