Well it appears from this, Steve was not a Reagan fan:
“What I Believe.”
I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.
And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his p___s.
And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.
And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there’s a game on.
And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.
And I believe it’s derogatory to refer to a woman’s breasts as “boobs”, “jugs”, “winnebagos” or “golden bozos”.. and that you should only refer to them as “hooters”.
And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.
And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.
And, people say I’m crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.
And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.
And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.
And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you’re listening to right now. That’s what I believe.
Steve Martin is a lib.
In the late 70s, liberals were deeply embarassed by Jimmy Carter.
Conservatives were very enthusiastic about Reagan.
I guess each each had someone to admire...the liberals chose a clown and conservatives chose a leader.
That lines not a jab at Reagan, it’s a jab at political slogans. We’ve got a candidate right now campaigning on “returning America” to what it was, Steve followed the Carlin rule of “one exaggeration” by clocking all the way back to the Ice Age for what America once was.