Venezuela Suffers a Major Beauty Product Shortage [limited choice of deodorant]

Cosmopolitan ^ | June 24, 2014 | Tanisha Ramirez

[grundle]

"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country" - Bernie Sanders

Hugo Chavez, his hand chosen successor Nicolas Maduro, and Bernie Sanders are all self described "socialists."

[Slyfox]

I hear that former-taxi cab driver Maduro handed the reigns to is now a billionaire.

Maybe he could buy them some deodorant.

[DannyTN]

That stinks!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue “Strong enough for a man...” Secret commercials.

[builder]

Hey ! That's exactly what Bernie said needs to happen in America. I bet he wishes we would then suffer all the other downturns that Venezuela is suffering.

If Bernie is elected - we become Berniezuela.

[digger48]

"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country" - Bernie Sanders

It's not like Bernie or his supporters are much for personal hygiene in the first place

[zzwhale]

does this inmpact the VAGINA vote in the ussa

smell my EXPERIENCE

..... whiff ..... arf arf arf arf

high mileagre//// BAD AROMA //// we call it experience /////

and STENCH of FELONY

calling all LIBTARDS //// .......

[Billthedrill]

Why yes, and now that Sheryl Crow has the country down to One square of toilet paper per visit, can a socialist paradise be far off? Smelling pleasant is so bourgeois, after all...

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Socialists don’t need deodorant because they do not us it.

[Wilhelm Tell]

One thing about socialists like Sanders is, they are not enamored of socialism in spite of its failures. No, they love socialism/communism precicely because it offers the average person scarce necessities of poor quality and almost no choice in consumer goods. The proles are supposed to work until they drop dead and never be allowed to have anything to make their lives more comfortable. Then the ruling class can feel like royalty when they compare themselves against the peasants.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Bernie Sanders Condemns Existence of 23 Different Deodorant Brands While Children Go Hungry
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3293655/posts

[sasquatch]

I hope they have rice cookers.

[xp38]

Oh I remember that one from a few years ago.

[tumblindice]

"We have had supply problems with deodorants, shampoos, sun protectors, body lotions."

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

 we become Berniezuela

______________________________

Exactly!

[Migraine]

AXE and ye shall receive.

[KyCats]

“Kurt Smells Like Teen Spirit”.

[DoughtyOne]

[Redcitizen]

If you read the warning label on Original Old Spice deodorant, it says “ For Chuck Norris’ armpits only!”

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray as deodorant.

Chuck Norris does not need deodorant cuz sweat instantly runs away

The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.

[outofsalt]

"Berniezuela! I love it.