[BlueDragon]

"Now as you know, the Possum Queen gets her weight in possums. Now Granny here don't weigh 5 stones soakin' wet, but to balance off Miz Drysdale it would take 10 or 12 good size possums....and where are those extra possums comin' from? From your own back yards!!!

hat-tip to a soul
on a distant forum
who goes by moniker
hekawi, labeled there
Poster Extraordinaire
from whom I flat-out stole
all this stuff

[OneVike]

LOL, I remember the episode of Granny running for Possum Queen.