[JimRed]

That reminds me of when my father would always say he woke up in the morning to find out if he was dead or not.

Every morning I go downstairs and start my coffee brewing, then go get my newspaper from the driveway. I open to the obituaries, and if my name's not in there I sit down and drink my coffee.

[Spunky]

:-)

[ladyjane]

Every morning I go downstairs and start my coffee brewing, then go get my newspaper from the driveway. I open to the obituaries,

You must be Irish.