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2/10/2016
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 02/10/2016 4:43:04 AM PST by Lazamataz
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:43:04 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Windflier; mcmuffin; oldvirginian; HoneysuckleTN; Pollster1; newbie 10-21-00; Tennessee Nana; ...
Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:43:39 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
To: All
Sneak Preview on tomorrows word-group: “Caucasian-hating”
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:44:55 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
Nope, but only one word (or word-group) a day.
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:45:19 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
For shame! You failed to mention that he’s the first African-American ever to be elected President of the United States.
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:48:04 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Lazamataz
Caulk Asian?
To: equaviator
For shame! You failed to mention that he's the first African-American ever to be elected President of the United States.Also, the last.
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:53:37 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:54:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
Unfortunately, even though this jerk vacations most of the time, his minions are working 7 days a week directly with dozens of university ‘think tanks’ and foundations coming up with new ways to stop enforcing every law that matters. It will be a long 345 days.
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posted on
02/10/2016 4:59:02 AM PST
by
bigtoona
(Lose on amnesty, socialism cemented in place forever Trump is the only hope.)
To: bigtoona
It will be a long 345 days.Hey, I'm only here to post the quantity.... not the quality. :)
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:00:36 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Tennessee Nana
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:06:27 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Tennessee Nana
A man comes out with Jeb Bush slung over his shoulder. He starts to put Jeb on the cart.
Man: Here's one. Not even the Establishment can prop him up.
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Jeb Bush: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....
Jeb Bush: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Jeb Bush: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- his polls are under five percent.
Jeb Bush: They're getting better!
Man: No they're not, you'll be at one percent moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Jeb Bush: I don't want to go back to civilian life....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Jeb Bush: I'm the Joyful Turtle!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? His polls will collapse soon...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Kasich's, he lost nine points today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Jeb Bush: I think I'll stand on my tippytoes....
Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know--
(to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?
(they both look around)
Jeb Bush: I will win this! I will win this!
(the Cart-master deals Jeb Bush a swift blow to the head with his wooden
spoon. Jeb goes limp.)
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:06:47 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
Did you forget “racist?†It's not really forgetting. There are at least 345 descriptors Laz hasn't gotten around to yet. Give him time!
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:08:54 AM PST
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Pollster1
I’m pretty sure that halfrican-nonAmerican is on the list somewhere.
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:13:13 AM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: Lazamataz
I’m not yet convinced that L4B will be leaving in January 2017. I’m not even sure there will be allowed elections in November! The oligarchy does not go quietly into that gay dead night ...
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:15:02 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(Democrats bait then switch; their fishy voters buy it every time.)
To: Lazamataz
Don’t hold back Laz
Tell us how you Really Feel
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:18:48 AM PST
by
HangnJudge
(Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
To: HangnJudge
Stay tuned! A new word or word-group per day! :)
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:36:43 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/10/2016 5:43:00 AM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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