20-year-old woman insists she's a cat trapped in a human's body

mashable ^

[BenLurkin]

Nano, a 20-year-old Norwegian woman, is featured by news outlet NRK P3 Verdens Rikeste Land, to reveal that she believes she's a cat trapped in a human's body.

To live as her true self, Nano prefers to crawl on her hands and knees and communicate through meowing. She also claims she hates dogs ("Sometime I hiss when meeting dogs in the street," she says) but loves to sleep in sinks and on windowsills.

[Maverick68]

During the first week of the Zombie Apocalypse, I’m rooting for the zombies.

[Don Corleone]

"Soft Kitty, Quiet Kitty, Little ball of fur.....".

[Vigilanteman]

Why is mental illness celebrated?

Because the lunatics are running the asylum.

[jonascord]

"Her psychologist could probably fix her mental illness, but why? Why kill a cash cow?"

Why am I reminded of the woman who thought she was a chicken? Her family was going to take her to a psychiatrist, but they needed the eggs...

[laplata]

A hidden camera would reveal a lot about her. Her human activities would return in about three seconds after being left alone.

[Pollster1]

She has a cute tail. If I had the energy for that much crazy, I’d still pass. But I might be tempted - a little.

[KittenClaws]

"Soft Kitty, Quiet Kitty, Little ball of fur.....".

I hate knowing this:

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur;

Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr, purr, purr.

[Popman]

She needs to spaded if she is really a cat...

[SMGFan]

Hello Kitty.

[Menehune56]

This chick is f****d up.

[FamiliarFace]

:-)

[mjp]

problems and traumas as a child -> confusion trance -> formation of trance identities as a means of self preservation

[Monkey Face]

*groan*

I don’t think I’ll thank you for posting that thread. It was purrfectly awful, and deserves a pile of litter.

Which begs the question: Did you get paid for posting it?

;o])

*snort*

[Pilgrim's Progress]

but can she lick her own genitals?

[Slings and Arrows]

“Everybody Wants to be a cat”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7cIYcnTRU

[Slings and Arrows]

If someone will pay me posting, let me know ASAP.

[IamConservative]

I guess we can expect to see transpecies litter boxes in all public restrooms now.

[dfwgator]

Will she give you Cat Scratch Fever?

[Slings and Arrows]

“Warm Kitty” - Thrash Metal Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FapBHUpGrUw

“Calida Catulus: The ‘Warm Kitty’ Variations”

https://youtu.be/-L6H4IwFuws

[GSWarrior]

Her CD collection is entirely Cat Stevens and Peter Criss.