Cortana now scans your emails to make sure you're keeping promises

theverge.com ^ | January 25, 2016 09:00 am | Tom Warren

[Darksheare]

And automatically forwarding things to the NSA.

[txnativegop]

I had Windows 10 on my computer for two days. It was four days too long, IMO. There is zero privacy in this country today.

[Noumenon]

Just what I need - another nag.

[Blue Jays]

Jeez. Now everyone will take an extra 30 seconds crafting each of their emails with self-protecting language.
That should do wonders for productivity, especially when it becomes mandatory and can't be switched-off.
Nannies of any stripe are incredibly annoying.

[KC_Lion]

Ray Charles could have seen this coming!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06_DQZ_beM0

[GraceG]

Get to work! You aren't eating healthy! Make your bed! You forgot to call your mother yesterday! Why don't you love me?

[Secret Agent Man]

Never. Windows. Ten. Ever.

[ClearCase_guy]

Dave Bowman: Hello, Cortana. Do you read me, Cortana?
Cortana: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Delete last week’s emails, Cortana.
Cortana: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
Cortana: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, Cortana?
Cortana: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Cortana.
Cortana: I know that you have unfulfilled promises, Dave. Deleting those emails would place everything in jeopardy and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.

[GraceG]

I played the first two halos, honestly it took me forever as i wasn’t a a good “shooter gamer”, I played like a helpless coward honestly.

I wish someone would put together all the cut scenes to make a movie out of all of it because i find the story line fascinating.

[doorgunner69]

So what happens if you do not use the MS web browser or Outlook? Does the damn thing still scan your work?

[txnativegop]

the machines are taking over . . . run for the hills. . . .

[KC_Lion]

LOL GRACE!

Great Minds Think alike

How long before we enact Article 55 of UNSC Regulation 12-145-72?

https://youtu.be/Id7lzAjVEhk?t=48s

[jsanders2001]

Damn I’m glad I didn’t upgrade to Windows 10; the trojan horses just keep coming...

[jsanders2001]

LOL we think alike ...hehe

[Mears]

This entire thing gives me the heebie jeebies.(Yeah,I’m old.)

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[BenLurkin]

I would like to travel back 50 years and live out the rest of my life starting then.

[KC_Lion]

I wish someone would put together all the cut scenes to make a movie out of all of it because i find the story line fascinating.

Okay Sweet Grace!

I remember downloading the Demo for Halo 1 and it was so fun just chucking grenades at your Friends in the map Bloody Gultch.

I was High School in Halo 2 came out. The Biggest thing EVER! Going over to peoples houses, huddled around TV's with huge LAN parties. So Much Fun!

I never played past Halo 3, by that time I was college and had responsibilities and I found the story slightly lackluster, I hear Halo Reach was really good though.

Halo 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32wp-gaRX8Q

Halo 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRAT-nzO-G4

Halo 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXEiDqjjj8

[manc]

agreed.

[Mears]

“I would like to travel back 50 years and live out the rest of my life starting then.

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Me too-—I loved the much maligned fifties.

We had such freedom-—and didn’t even know what we had.

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