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Cops: Flatulent DUI suspect blamed it on 'pork and mashed potatoes'
Chicago Sun-Times ^ | Jan. 25, 2016 | Chad Merda

Posted on 01/25/2016 6:24:43 AM PST by simpson96

Something stunk in Pennsylvania and it wasn't just the DUI charge Berwick police gave 52-year-old Flores Rivera.

According to an affidavit obtained by the Press Enterprise, police say Rivera became uncooperative with them while they were explaining the field sobriety tests they wanted him to perform.

"I explained to Flores that it was important to pay attention so that he completely understands the exercise," the affidavit states.

It turns out that Flores was allegedly busy working on a much more pressing matter.

"Flores Rivera then farted and stated, 'that's for you,' and started smelling the air, saying, 'that's what pork and mashed potatoes will do,'" police wrote in their report.

According to police, Rivera also refused to put his hands behind his back and they had to take him to the ground.

After allegedly having a .13 blood-alcohol level, Flores was booked on DUI charges and also was charged with driving with a suspended license and disorderly conduct.

(Excerpt) Read more at national.suntimes.com ...


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1 posted on 01/25/2016 6:24:43 AM PST by simpson96
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2 posted on 01/25/2016 6:38:31 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: simpson96

The cop should’ve farted right back and asked Rivera if it smelled like donuts.


3 posted on 01/25/2016 6:48:30 AM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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something doesn’t pass the smell test..


4 posted on 01/25/2016 6:52:32 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: simpson96

You have to admire a convivial connoisseur of fine flatulence.

The guy who will fart and then put his face in it to appreciate the beautiful bouquet.

Hopefully, he could enjoy some of the aromas from his fellow cell mates.


5 posted on 01/25/2016 7:23:01 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Napl ping


6 posted on 01/25/2016 7:53:17 AM PST by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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