[ClearCase_guy]

All Conservatives respect the Constitution
Everyone who respects the Constitution is a patriot
Therefore
Your candidate is a poopy-head

[JSDude1]

Btw I do support Cruz, I blame my iPhone for saying otherwise.

[Vermont Lt]

You are a poopy poop poop head.

There, that proves my guy is better than your guy, and by extension, I am better than you.

So there.

/all in jest.