Madonna Takes The Stage 2 1/2 Hours Late In Nashville

After arriving a reported three hours late to a concert in Louisville, Kentucky on Saturday, Madonna was late yet again for a show in Nashville last night. Thousands of Tennessee fans pack the stadium for the 8:00PM showtime including famed country singer Reba Mcentire. Reba posted several photos to her Instagram account wondering when Madonna would finally take the stage. Madonna finally arrived for the performance at around 10:30PM, a full 2 1/2 hours late.

Twinkie Cracker is still NOT understanding. She watched all
the way through (in between trying to keep the fire going
in the woodstove and the dog & cat fed in this brutal cold
weather!) and it was such foreign dialect that Twinkie just
did not understand!! (Twinkie lives in a different world
from a lot of people who just flip switches to turn on their
fancy electric stoves and things. If Twinkie wants to cook
a meal, she has to get the woodstove going and keep it going
which involves putting more sticks of wood on the fire.
Meantime, the dam* cat lolls around on our bed like a queen
while Twinkie has to freshen up her water and put more
cat food in her box.) NO ONE CARES!!!! Fang’s headed on over
to the S.C.V. hall to trade old war stories with his
buddies who fancy themselves as having been Rebs in the
Uncivil War. Meantime, Twinkie struggles & still does not
understand the dancehall girl stuff! (The roads are
treacherous this week & we’re not used to it; people are
crashing into things and running into ditches!)

WELL! I WATCHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH . . as best I could!
Splain DRAGON BREATH!! . . . I am operating on my last
NERVE!! Fang has gone over to the SCV hall probably to drink
beer and lie about his war exploits. WHILE Twinkie has to
struggle with feeding the woodstove, AND the animals, AND
watering them, AND getting NO HELP. - Roads are bad here;
butt Twinkie can’t tell Knothead NUTHIN! :o(

(I’m Southern; but I can’t understand the accent on the
tape. Besides, Twinkie gets sidetracked on You Tube with
all those “Michelle’s a Man” and “Obama’s the Antichrist”
video teasers. I don’t have the time to run down ratholes
chasing crazy Obama videotapes!) :O(

P.S. It would help if someone would just say, “I’m sorry
Twinkie!” . . butt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..OOOOOOOOO!!!!

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