To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
01/18/2016 3:20:33 PM PST by
ThomasThomas
(Veritaphobia The true sign of a liberal.)
To: nickcarraway
I think that was actually a bribe - 50% off!
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
01/18/2016 3:23:37 PM PST by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: nickcarraway
“He did consent to a breath test and blew a 0.219 and a 0.205.”
Too much blood in his alcohol system.
To: nickcarraway
He probably saw Jake Blues flash a pack of cigs as an AFM union badge
7 posted on
01/18/2016 3:26:47 PM PST by
bigbob
("Victorious warriors win first ande then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
To: nickcarraway
Did the cop Palm the coupon?
To: nickcarraway
You can’t use a Ruby Tuesday coupon as a driver’s license. Who could hang a name on it?
10 posted on
01/18/2016 3:31:44 PM PST by
Rastus
To: nickcarraway
On Dec. 21 a Niceville Police officer was westbound on Palm Boulevard in search of a dark-colored truck reported to be southbound on Palm.Maybe the reporter needs a sobriety test too. :-)
To: nickcarraway
I think a nice,crisp Benjamin would have been more effective.
To: nickcarraway
>>>dark-colored Ford<<<
That sounds suspiciously racist . . . and on Martin Luther King Jr. day at that!
16 posted on
01/18/2016 4:16:50 PM PST by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
He should have at least given him something he could use.
17 posted on
01/18/2016 4:34:57 PM PST by
Trillian
To: nickcarraway; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Well, I was planning to move to Texas eventually, but I think I’ll move to Florida instead for the non-stop entertainment.
DANG!
26 posted on
01/19/2016 3:03:28 AM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Terrorism, the thing that shall not be named by the MSM)
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