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Officer Asks for Driver's License, Is Given Ruby Tuesday's Coupon
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Posted on 01/18/2016 3:17:07 PM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 01/18/2016 3:17:07 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Niceville? Really.


2 posted on 01/18/2016 3:20:33 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Veritaphobia The true sign of a liberal.)
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I think that was actually a bribe - 50% off!


3 posted on 01/18/2016 3:20:36 PM PST by alicewonders
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If only he’d had a Trunk Monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JutCjbmcq7s


4 posted on 01/18/2016 3:23:37 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: ThomasThomas

“Have a Niceville day!”


5 posted on 01/18/2016 3:23:40 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway

“He did consent to a breath test and blew a 0.219 and a 0.205.”

Too much blood in his alcohol system.


6 posted on 01/18/2016 3:26:04 PM PST by Redcitizen
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He probably saw Jake Blues flash a pack of cigs as an AFM union badge


7 posted on 01/18/2016 3:26:47 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first ande then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: nickcarraway

Did the cop Palm the coupon?


8 posted on 01/18/2016 3:27:47 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: alicewonders

“Excuse me, sir, this coupon is expired. Do you have a valid coupon?”


9 posted on 01/18/2016 3:28:00 PM PST by nickcarraway
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You can’t use a Ruby Tuesday coupon as a driver’s license. Who could hang a name on it?


10 posted on 01/18/2016 3:31:44 PM PST by Rastus
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On Dec. 21 a Niceville Police officer was westbound on Palm Boulevard in search of a dark-colored truck reported to be southbound on Palm.

Maybe the reporter needs a sobriety test too. :-)

11 posted on 01/18/2016 3:32:24 PM PST by Aunt Polgara
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I think a nice,crisp Benjamin would have been more effective.


12 posted on 01/18/2016 4:10:14 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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Love the Trunk Monkey...who needs LoJack when you have him!
13 posted on 01/18/2016 4:12:15 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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I forgot about the bribery one...classic!


14 posted on 01/18/2016 4:14:41 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: Rastus

Well played. Well played indeed.

L


15 posted on 01/18/2016 4:16:03 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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>>>dark-colored Ford<<<

That sounds suspiciously racist . . . and on Martin Luther King Jr. day at that!


16 posted on 01/18/2016 4:16:50 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

He should have at least given him something he could use.


17 posted on 01/18/2016 4:34:57 PM PST by Trillian
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You can't use a Ruby Tuesday coupon as a driver's license. Who could hang a name on it?

You win.

18 posted on 01/18/2016 4:39:12 PM PST by Billthedrill
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I forgot about the bribery one...classic!

I like it. But the Theft Retrieval System has to be one of the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHmD5GtnzF8

19 posted on 01/18/2016 4:41:12 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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I had a reply but that so eclipses it I’m not going to bother.


20 posted on 01/18/2016 4:56:51 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Hey Pope Francis- The Gospels are not Matthew, Marx, Luke and John.)
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