Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The blonde driving turned to her friend and said “You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies, “I know it, and if I knew how to swim I’d go out there and drown her.”
A blonde is pulled over by a State Trooper, who is also blonde. "License, registration, and proof of insurance," the trooper demands. The driver hands her the registration, proof of insurance, and her compact. The trooper opens it up. "You're under arrest," she sez, "this is a picture of me, not you."