Two blondes on either side of a swollen, flooded river. One shouts to the other, "How do I get to the other side of the river?" The other replies, "You ARE on the other side of the river!"
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The blonde driving turned to her friend and said “You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”
To this, the other blonde replies, “I know it, and if I knew how to swim I’d go out there and drown her.”