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Obama Unveils Global Warming Plan To Transform Earth Into Satan's Fiery Kingdom
Big American News ^ | Posted January 16, 2015 | by Annabelle Goodman

Posted on 01/12/2016 6:53:19 PM PST by Lazamataz

Scientists from NASA and NOAA report 2014 was the hottest year in human history. Even today, throughout the Midwest states in the US a heat wave has temperatures 80 degrees above January average.

For years, conservatives and liberals have argued over claims of global warming. Now this year Obama is making his big reveal. It is true, the Earth is hot but it actually may be irreversibly hot. Scientists are now warning the winter is so warm that Ocean Life Faces 'Mass Extinction and Earth has exceeded beyond 'planetary boundaries'.

Why is the temperature getting so hot, so suddenly? Obama is causing all the gas prices to be cheap, so that our cars may pollute the atmosphere even more. The more car exhaust in the air, the faster Earth will overheat and plumes of liquid magma will spurt forth from the ground, catching everything around it in fires from middle earth.

It is when this happens that Obama will reveal that he is indeed creating a new age of Liberal Darkness, where the fires of Earth blot out the Sun from the sky and Satan shall emerge to rule us all, with Obama as his second in command.

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1 posted on 01/12/2016 6:53:19 PM PST by Lazamataz
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First image I thought of:


2 posted on 01/12/2016 6:55:34 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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3 posted on 01/12/2016 6:59:58 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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4 posted on 01/12/2016 7:01:05 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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5 posted on 01/12/2016 7:02:32 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking but I know what I am thinking.)
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6 posted on 01/12/2016 7:04:16 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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7 posted on 01/12/2016 7:04:46 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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8 posted on 01/12/2016 7:05:59 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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9 posted on 01/12/2016 7:06:38 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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10 posted on 01/12/2016 7:08:24 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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Geeeeee ..??? If the earth is so WARM .. how is all that snow staying on the ground ..??

Just askin’.


11 posted on 01/12/2016 7:08:54 PM PST by CyberAnt ("The fields are white unto Harvest")
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12 posted on 01/12/2016 7:11:35 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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13 posted on 01/12/2016 7:13:08 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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14 posted on 01/12/2016 7:16:03 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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80 degrees above normal? Where?


15 posted on 01/12/2016 7:19:43 PM PST by jurroppi1 (The only thing you "pass to see what's in it" is a stool sample. h/t MrB)
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Scientists from NASA and NOAA report 2014 was the hottest year in human history. Even today, throughout the Midwest states in the US a heat wave has temperatures 80 degrees above January average.

So, the normal night time temperature is 0 deg. F. somewhere out west. And tonight they are sweltering at 80 degrees this evening? Where?

16 posted on 01/12/2016 7:25:35 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (The Bush family needs to just go away. The Clinton family needs just to go to prison.)
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There is less science in glow bull warming than there is in your typical social “science” class.

No kidding.

And easily provable.


17 posted on 01/12/2016 7:26:09 PM PST by Da Coyote
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I see what you did there....dung beetle found himself a prize...


18 posted on 01/12/2016 7:27:05 PM PST by Pelham (Muslim immigration...the enemy is inside the wire.)
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To: Lazamataz

This is satire. Right?


19 posted on 01/12/2016 7:35:10 PM PST by buffaloguy
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Read


20 posted on 01/13/2016 5:05:48 PM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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