Couple gets engaged at Walmart, steals sex toys at mall, police say

http://www.mlive.com ^ | 1/7/16 | Cole Waterman

[Rebelbase]

BAY CITY, MI Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Walmart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year's Eve in jail.

About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff's deputies responded to the Spencer's Gifts store inside the Bay City Mall at 4101 E. Wilder Road in Bangor Township for a shoplifting complaint involving a man and a woman. Both suspects fled the area prior to deputies' arrival, but deputies found the woman walking between Bob Evans and Taco Bell, followed by a Spencer's employee, court records show.

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, he followed the “two months’ earnings” rule.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall’s food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes

No drugs involved here, no siree.

[RichInOC]

I was thinking of that exact scene. Awesome.

[Salamander]

Oh, God, noooooo!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Typical PC media posts a picture of the male perp but not the female.

Maybe she's ugly enough to break the camera.

DANG!

[MeshugeMikey]

she might look like the freak in the article posted here a bit earlier...who spent 80 grand on “transgender” surgery..

..” ...dude look like a LAMPREY”...

[Pelham]

You forgot to stock up?

[Salamander]

No, I forgot that place even existed.

They had the coolest boots.

:(

[Pelham]

I had a neighbor whose mother in law was a catalog model for Fredericks. IIRC she was a Jehovah’s Witness, which for some reason struck me as funny.