My son (who had not seen my laundry room, which is a multipurpose room where I have a 2nd office) said, “Isn’t red awfully formal for a laundry room?” I’ve been laughing ever since. I didn’t even know he knew the meaning of “formal”, let alone anything about decorating. I guess his wife has civilized him more than I was ever able to do! LOL
You should have said, “It helps hide the blood stain.”..............................