[GrouchoTex]

Dang, I gotta memorize it all over again.
Just kidding.

[treetopsandroofs]

Tom Lehrer is updating his lyrics.

[Retain Mike]

I got my Chemistry degree in 1969 and even then they were coming up with these elements that existed only for nanoseconds. I decided then I really was not interested unless I could buy a pound of the stuff at Home Depot, so I am with you.

By the way I did not use contractions in this post because the final product appears with all these weird characters. It did not used to be like this. Maybe I am the only one bothered?