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To: Responsibility2nd
Enough alcohol will pickle someone to where they are well preserved enough to wake up after being dead.
2 posted on
12/31/2015 8:52:45 AM PST by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: Responsibility2nd
Boris Yeltsin is back? That guy sure can drink.
To: Responsibility2nd
4 posted on
12/31/2015 8:53:06 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: Responsibility2nd
Totally rad kick @ss! Dude, I wanna party with him!
To: Responsibility2nd
Tim revives, see how he rises
Timothy rising from the bed
Then Whirl your whiskey around
Like blazes Thanum an Dhul
Do ye think I’m dead?
Whack fol, de, dah
Now, dance to your partner
Welt the floor, your trotters shake
Wasn’t it the truth, they told ye lots of fun
At Finnegan’s wake
6 posted on
12/31/2015 8:58:50 AM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Responsibility2nd
I wants me a re-Birthday Party!
7 posted on
12/31/2015 9:03:06 AM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Responsibility2nd
Finally, someone with a comeback to that guy from the Hangover movies asking “Yeah, but did you die!” ...
8 posted on
12/31/2015 9:05:15 AM PST by
ThunderSleeps
(Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
To: Responsibility2nd
9 posted on
12/31/2015 9:07:53 AM PST by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Sounds like the plot of some absurdist Russian novel. Just add a few hundred pages of ruminations on guilt and descriptions of the snowy landscape.
To: Responsibility2nd
I miss all the good parties.
11 posted on
12/31/2015 9:10:29 AM PST by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Dude, step away from the alcohol...
12 posted on
12/31/2015 9:13:07 AM PST by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: Responsibility2nd
Here in Russia, the catch all response to everything that goes wrong is: "It's Russia."
It seems to satisfy people.
13 posted on
12/31/2015 9:15:43 AM PST by
Cowboy Bob
(With Trump & Cruz, America can't lose!)
To: Responsibility2nd
16 posted on
12/31/2015 9:18:48 AM PST by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Responsibility2nd
In Russia we embalm before death.
17 posted on
12/31/2015 9:20:32 AM PST by
McGruff
(Desperation does not look good on anyone.)
To: Responsibility2nd; moose07; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; RandallFlag
Priorities!
Drunk zombie ping!
18 posted on
12/31/2015 9:40:42 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Responsibility2nd
To be fair, the doctors were probably almost as drunk...
22 posted on
12/31/2015 10:06:17 AM PST by
varyouga
To: Responsibility2nd
Hardcore man!!.....
Hardcore!!
23 posted on
12/31/2015 10:09:42 AM PST by
markoman
(If one gun is justified.....they all are.)
To: Responsibility2nd
OK, this sounds like a Hollywood script
Paging Ted Kotcheff
Charlie Sheen in as lead role
24 posted on
12/31/2015 10:19:51 AM PST by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Responsibility2nd
Your own toe tag would be a pretty cool souvenir.
25 posted on
12/31/2015 10:28:30 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Hey Pope Francis- The Gospels are not Matthew, Marx, Luke and John.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Ma’am, we can tell from the footprints he climbed out of the vat twice to pee. He’s just resting now.”
26 posted on
12/31/2015 10:31:34 AM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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