[Swordmaker]

"it just seemed that firearms started becoming faster, more powerful and more plentiful."

Damn, I wish my guns were breeding and evolving in my closet. I'd love my .22 long rifles to get together and beget a nice .223 or maybe I'd settle for a couple of .22 hornets. Perhaps a couple of my 9mms could procreate and give birth to a .457 Casull. Dare I hope for twins?

Maybe my AR-15s could evolve into something a bit more hefty. . . or just mature and develop a selector switch? What I'd really love is if my ammunition would just start multiplying by fission. . . overnight. Two becomes four, four eight, eight sixteen, etc. Who needs reloading when mitosis creates all the ammo we need.

[Swordmaker]

Oh my god. . . guns and ammo are overflowing out of my gun closet. The gun safe just burst from the inside. . . guns everywhere. Ammo is just spreading all over! How do I make them STOP!

I know. . . I know. . . Gun Control. . . anyone got a gun condom????

[archy]

it just seemed that firearms started becoming faster, more powerful and more plentiful."

Wait till she finds out what they've been doing in her garage.