Posted on 12/24/2015 5:55:38 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
San Diego - A man was stabbed by a 400-pound, bearded woman soon after asking a group of people for a cigarette in East Village Wednesday night, police said.
The 39-year-old man walked up to the group on Park Boulevard near K Street about 7:40 p.m., San Diego police Officer Robert Heims said. After asking for the cigarette, a woman walked up to him, told him to get away from her things, and then stabbed him in the neck.
The victim was taken to a hospital with an injury that wasn't life-threatening.
The assailant ran away heading south on Park. She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard. She was wearing a white shirt and jeans.
Yep. She has it all.
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Cracking the sidewalk with every stomp!
“She” ( ? ) has something, alright! LOL
Weeble works, too.
Weeble works, too.
Weeble works, too.
“Weebles wobble, bujt the don’t fall down!”
My kiddo loved those things. hehehehehehehehehehe
Was the circus missing any “exhibits?” We always had to pay good money, to see the bearded lady.
Suspect described as a white female in white shirt and jeans.
More details: beard, 400 lbs.
Careful, don’t be too judgmental (or specific) now.... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3376513/posts
My little sisters got weebles when the came out, I still remember that jingle. Those were more innocent times, man, what`s happened to my Republic?
400 pounds and run don’t seem to go together.
I’m glad its not Florida..I would be getting calls from my friends up north all night long....
Was this at a Wallmart..that would make the story complete.
400 pound bearded women RAN away, that is where I stopped reading.
Just imagine you are the cop that finds her(it) .... now what the hell do you do? Do you have a really huge beef rated tazer? Will you try to wrestle it? Do you think a 9mm or 40 cal will stop it before it rips your arm off and starts eating it? Or just hide out until shift change makes it someone else’s problem?
“Raised by a two fist bearded hag...”
The Rolling Stones - Jumpin Jack Flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSGw0hMd_I
You pretty much read the whole thing. That was in the last sentence.
This was a first draft of a Breaking Story.
I expect that “ran” will be replaced with “sprinted” in the final version.
;-)
You were close...
“I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag”
“She was described as white and about 400 pounds with a beard.”
That describes half the employees at the State Department.
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