“My tinnitus is so bad my wife can hear it.”
Mine is so bad my ex-wife can still hear it!
My tinnitus is so bad my wife can hear it.
Mine is so bad my ex-wife can still hear it!
Mine is so bad my future wife can hear it (I hope she’s a hottie!)
(A single person in their 30’s had a TShirt that said “My spouse died at birth)