Having said that, let me share with you one of the funniest things I've ever heard:
Why there is no Trumpet Christmas
If you're a musician, you'll find that funny. If you're not a musician, you'll still find it funny.
How did you decide that Free Republic was the best place to seek help? Seriesly.
Funny
I have to second that. Why did you create an account here of all places to strictly seek help for being alone on Christmas as your forum name suggests?
You did get a lot of good responses though so that shows what a great place FR is but inquiring minds would still like to know.