This is an actual picture I took as I was delivering pizza to the cast of this cover-up.
Bastards didn't even tip me.
UNIFIED CONSPIRACY THEORY:
In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;
The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;
A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;
Presley turned it over to the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip (Presley was placed in a government relocation program in Memphis, TN, where he promptly blew cover);
The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered the alien technology and developed the Internet, GMO’s, fracking and chemtrail technology, which in turn sucks our precious bodily fluids from the atmosphere and provides power for the HAARP array;
The HAARP array sent out a harmonic tone that destroyed the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones man-cave beneath the campus of UT-Austin.
There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!
This is an actual picture I took as I was delivering pizza to the cast of this cover-up.
Bastards didn't even tip me.
LOL! Too funny.
You forgot to close the loop: the HARRP array has a nasty side effect. It causes disruptions in space-time, ripples that actually go backwards in time, and one of these disruptions caused the Tunguska event.
There. All nice and neat. And if you doubt it, you’re one of THEM.
Hey, that all makes sense to me. I don’t see why all of that couldn’t have happened. But I disagree about Elvis Presley discovering the Roswell crash...I think it was Perry Como.