Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teenager

The Daily Mail ^ | 12/15/15 | Stephanie Linning, Lucy Crossley

[Black Agnes]

Wonder how much this verdict cost the Saudis.

[Old Sarge]

Hate it when that happens...

[Cicero]

Did he trip over a goat?

[luvbach1]

Now Ive heard everything!!

[Paladin2]

Presses on?

[2ndDivisionVet]

Have they stoned her to death yet?

[wastedyears]

Probably not much, because he obviously paid them off.

[RatRipper]

In the words of Steve Martin:

Well excuuuuuusssssssee mmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[Pearls Before Swine]

A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell

Worst excuse ever! Worse than the goat ate my homewore.

[AppyPappy]

“I tried to get loose but the static cling wouldn’t let me. “

[Black Agnes]

Well, ‘he’ being a saudi I’d say of course he paid them off.

Can you imagine a college boy getting away with that excuse?

[knarf]

Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teenager after telling court he may have accidentally penetrated 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her

speechless

[Black Agnes]

The DM comments are having none of the excuse and acquittal.

[Faith Presses On]

He wouldn’t need to pay them off. He was tried and acquitted in London, after just a half-hour of deliberations.

[vette6387]

Maybe we will read in the very near future that her father “excized” this guy’s penis. After all an eye for an eye!

[Dilbert San Diego]

He tripped and fell and accidentally penetrated her?? How likely is this??? Certain parts have to line up just so, the male needs to be excited enough to perform, and the female has to be in a position where she could accommodate a male. And both have to be in a state of undress enough so that certain areas are exposed to each other. This seems too far fetched.

[cripplecreek]

His wife is gonna be pissed.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

"He might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear"?

Yeah, sure, it happens every day!

[C210N]

This needn’t have happened...

He could of easily prevented this mess by, while falling, saying “I marry you i marry you i marry you”. Then, when collecting himself and getting up, saying “I divorce you i divorce you i divorce you”.