BUT WEEK 15 does give me new hope... 'cause the new Star Wars comes out and maybe I can use The Force to get Matt to throw the ball with some accuracy!
Thursday Night finds the Pir-Rates taking down the Ewes--
Yes, it is NFL Saturday Football and my Boys take on them Jersey Jets... and unless Obi-Wan Kenobi returns my text request, I have to pull an Impy and say my Boys get walloped--
Sorry, Bender... Jerry's check was not made out to Gold Pressed Latinum, so your Boys will have to win on their own."
Gad... zooks!
Okay, regular Sunday action finds my Old Dallas Texans plucking the Crab City Black Byrds clean--
Allegra's Texicans ride the Colts for the full 8 seconds--
Picking the Jags again-- But it does not get easier--
Sorry, Imp, got to pic the Viqueens over Da Bears--
And big's Patty Cakes get an easy win over Allegra's Old Earlers--
Kam's Kitties roll on over Manning Lite--
The Deadskins go to play a football game and a Buffalo Stampeed breaks out, taking no Prisoners--
Sorry, Seven, big's Cheese Heads kick your oh so cute hinney--
I'm calling a win for the Johnny Football Browns over the Seahags! Oops, that's my booze talking, the Seahags win in a walk--
Without their Redheadded Stepchild at the helm, it is hard to pick TCU North to win over the Soapy Niners, but I am--
After blowing it to Seven's Waiders last week, the Mile High Mules do it again to the Stoolers--
The Phins shock the Bolts--
Arid Zona shows the Iggles how bad a Chip Kelly Teams can be
Monday Night a stiff Brees blows the Loinchops away
Now, all y'all... get your picks in!
You forgot to mention that the Gurley Ewe will run all over the Tampa Bay Buckies on Thursday night.
You messed up on the Lions-Rams game, time to make amends.
Lovie’s Landlubbing LOOTERS over the ewes
JETS over Cowboys
COLTS over Texans
My lousy Bears play better on the road but the VIKINGS will win thanks to 3 or 4 missed field goals from Robbie “Good as Bronze” Gould.
PATRIOTS give the tities a twist
This may be the hardest regular season game left for the FIG NEWTONS but I ain’t picking against them
BILLS over the deadskins, I guess
JAGS over the Falcons
BIG CHIEF ANDY over the never more (will they win this season) Ravens
PACKERS over the Raiders
SEAHAWKS over the Browns
STEELERS over Denver
Hell, I’ll take the TUNA over the poor dead batteries
If the 69ers can lose @Cleveland they can lose at home even to a Ginger-Free CINCY.
OLDE CHI CARDINALS over the Eagles,
AIN’TS over the Lions
For your convenience
TAMPA
JETS
INDY
VIKINGS
PATS
PANTHERS
BILLS
JAGS
KC
GREEN BAY
SEA
PITT
MIAMI
CINCY
AZ
NOLA
Hey Bender I think Khan could beat my Raiders LOL!
He was former MGM Latin Dancer of the 1940s LOL!
I hate to say this your Cowpokes going lose
49ers are going lose
Bucs
Jets
KC to give Bmore another stomping
Colts
Falcons cause they have to win again sometime
Vikes
Pats
Panthers to go 14-0
Packers
Seattle
Cincy
Denver
Fins even if they blew it last night
Cards
Saints
TB, NYG, KC, IND, JAX, MIN, NE, CAR, WASH, GB, SEA, SF, PIT, SD, ARZ, DET
WEEK 15
Dec. 17
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at St. Louis Rams 8:25 Okay, I am officially off the Rams. The Bucs have been up-and-down, but seem to be up more lately, and with Jameis Winston, seem to have a good foundation for the future. And for this week. Bucs.
Saturday, Dec. 19
New York Jets at Dallas Cowboys 8:25The Jets are making a playoff push. The Cowboys are in total meltdown - sorry Bendy! Jay - Eee - Tee - Ess! Jets!
Dec. 20
Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens 1 The Chiefs have gone from 1 - 5 to 8 - 5. A very nice run. The Ravens... well, it's been a season to forget (losing to the Dolphins?!). The Chiefs will make it eight in a row. Chiefs!
Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts 1 After the pasting the Colts took last week, no way I can take them. Texans are still in the playoff hunt. Texans.
Atlanta Falcons at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 What happened to the Falcons??? Didn't they start the season 5 - 0? The Jags are not as woeful as in recent seasons past, but they are not exactly good either. Falcons.
Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings 1 Vikes are going to the playoffs! Vikings.
Tennessee Titans at New England Patriots 1The Pats had their two-game losing streak. Marcus Mariota doesn't have enough magic to pull off this upset. Pats.
Carolina Panthers at New York Giants 1 With Eli Mannig and Odell Beckham, the G-Men are never out of a game. But the Panthers are on such a roll... Against all odds - and all logic! - I'm taking the Gints! Giants!
Buffalo Bills at Washington Redskins 1 Improbably the Deadskins are in first place in the division. And are unbeaten at home. The Bills will put a stop to that statistic. Bills.
Green Bay Packers at Oakland Raiders 4:05 Pack has been so inconsistent but seemed to come up with a solution last week. It's not so easy to travel to the West Coast. And the Raiders beat the Broncos last week. In Denver. Don't believe the Oaklanders will be able to stop the Green Bay offense. Packers.
Cleveland Browns at Seattle Seahawks 4:05 Seahawks are so happy to see the Browns come to town. Russell Wilson is playing his best football, maybe in his career, and the Blue Man Group have corrected early season struggles. Maybe it's not so tough to play at Seattle anymore, but the Browns will find it plenty tough. Seahawks.
Cincinnati Bengals at San Francisco 49ers 4:25 With or without Andy Dalton, the Bengals will have enough to handle San Francisco. Bengals.
Denver Broncos at Pittsburgh Steelers 4:25 Great game by the Steelers against the Bengals last week. Broncos cannot say the same about their el stinko against the Raiders... I like Pittsburgh at home. Steelers.
Miami Dolphins at San Diego Chargers 4:25 Woof woof. A dog of a match-up. I still have a soft spot for the Chargers though (it must be Philip Rivers' eight kids!). So... Chargers.
Arizona Cardinals at Philadelphia Eagles 8:30 Although they're not unbeaten like the Panthers, I believe the Cardinals are playing the best ball in the league right now. They are Super Bowl bound! And the Eagles will not provide much of an obstacle. Cardinals.
Dec. 21
Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints 8:30 Two of the most disappointing and underperforming teams of this season. Another great Monday night match-up - how do Gruden and Tirico keep up their enthusiasm?! The Saints have almost no pass D, therefore I think Stafford and Megatron go wild. Lions.
New QB!
Rookie QBs are always fun to watch, only 1 interception so far.