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Woman arrested for shoplifting breaks into home, takes nap in homeowner's pajamas
WPEC ^
| Dec. 14, 2015
| WPEC
Posted on 12/14/2015 3:28:22 PM PST by bgill
A 72-year-old woman awoke from her slumber late Sunday morning to quite a surprise. She found a young woman in the guest bedroom, sleeping in her husband's pajamas. The homeowner initially thought her husband was having an affair with the female intruder, but that turned out not to be the case. She even ordered him home from the golf course for an explanation, and he told the truth.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: florida; pajamas; shoplifting
That just earned the husband a get out of jail free card.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:28:22 PM PST
by
bgill
To: bgill
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:32:47 PM PST
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: bgill
This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know. Groucho, of course.
This morning I shot a pretty young girl in my husband's pajamas. How she got into his pajamas I mean to find out.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:36:59 PM PST
by
jobim
To: bgill
” She even ordered him home from the golf course for an explanation, and he told the truth.”
He had some ‘splainin to do.
To: Vaquero
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:37:55 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: bgill
I hate it when that happens, it takes weeks to convince the wife.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:40:24 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin....and the turkey has.)
To: bgill
Why did I know this was in Florida just by reading the headline?
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:40:37 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(With the things that are about to come to light. People might just need a little old-fashioned.)
To: bgill
Was the homeowner still wearing them at the time??
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:40:48 PM PST
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
To: bgill
I thought Goldilocks was blonde.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:42:07 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: bgill
Deputies said Ryce broke into the woman's home, took a shower, washed her clothes in the washing machine and slipped into some flannel pajamas which belonged to the homeowner's husband. I'd have made her do the rest of the laundry.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:45:48 PM PST
by
MeganC
(The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
To: bgill
So Goldilocks gets arrested for shoplifting some cosmetics, gets out of the handcuffs, escapes, breaks into a home, does her laundry there, gets into guys pajamas, takes a nap.
Hopefully she was down from whatever drugs she was on by the time the cops took her away.
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:47:21 PM PST
by
PapaBear3625
(Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.)
To: jazusamo
I hate it when that happens, it takes weeks to convince the wife.
That's why I never got married......LOL!
To: bgill
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posted on
12/14/2015 3:53:32 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" 6Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: bgill
A 72 year-old woman should have known that given the option, her husband would have chosen to play golf over having sex.
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
12/14/2015 4:44:55 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
To: bgill
Baby’s pajamas were too small, and mommy’s pajamas were too loose, but daddy’s pajamas were juuuust right......
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