LOL Yes.
my mother taught me PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT AND CROWD CONTROL:
She used to tell me “Get outta bed. You want to sleep your life away? It`s Saturday morning. Take your brothers and sisters to the moviehouse to see the cartoon show (10am). [There were seven of us; it was 2 miles to the moviehouse. We walked it.] “NO POPCORN, NO SODA, NOTHING! After the show is over, you march them right home! No stops along the way!”
my mother taught me CONSTITUTIONAL CIVILIAN CONTROL OF THE MILITARY:
She would yell at me if I was late coming home. “Where have you been? Do I have to send the whole Army out to look for you?”