Posted on 12/13/2015 5:18:50 AM PST by VA Voter
Wow! The author must have had the same parents as I had!
Ironically, if you said some of these things to your kids nowadays, you’d be charged with child abuse.
I sat at the table on a summer night until it was dark. I ate the spinach because my friends were outside laughing and playing hide and seek. I learned that warm spinach goes down easier than cold. Love spinach, now.
Ma taught us about RELIGION and GUILT. When we gave her a hard time she used to extend her arms and say “Go ahead. Crucify me like they crucified Jesus”
Swimming lessons...take you to deep water, let go,
I worked with a programmer from Russia — literally a rocket scientist — who was schooled by his parents, siblings and the local Jewish community underground because the education opportunities for Jews there were abysmal or non-existent. He eventually went on to a top university.
But, my dad never hit me .. he held such authority, that all he had to do was look at me .. if he nodded his head, that was yes .. if he just stared at me .. that was a definite NO.
THIS IS WHAT CREATED THE GREATEST GENERATION .. THOSE WHO HAD BEEN TOUGHNED UP TO THE POINT THAT THEY COULD WIN A WORLD WAR.
Sadly, today’s children are pampered and protected to the point that they can hardly function.
But .. there is a very, very large group of actual HOME SCHOOLED children .. who will be the leaders of tomorrow.
I know one of them who is training to fly fighter jets for the USMC.
“13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
“And it won’t even bother me, because I’ll make another kid that’ll look just like you.”
;^)
26. My father & mother taught me about AIR CONDITIONING. “Shut the door; we can’t cool the whole neighborhood down!”
Thanks for the awesome vanity thread.
I don’t say that very often.
My mother taught me reason and logic: When I said “better late than never”, she responded, “better never late”.
My father taught me about losing, when I complained the meat on my plate was to tough, he stabbed the meat with his fork unto his own plate and said, “it’s tougher when there isn’t any”.
Hey, is that you little brother?...Mom is gonna be so angry when she sees this
My daughters tell me they learned most from the SILENT GLARE and the POINTED INDEX FINGER OF DOOM.
I watched them pass that “learning method” to their own children. That truly is how it is done.
My mother taught me THEOLOGY and MYSTICISM:
She wasn`t much of a church-goer but she would always send us off to church by ourselves.
One day I asked her why she didn`t go to church with us.
She replied, “ God and I have an understanding.”
My mother taught us MULTITASKING. She would always say, “Why do I have to do everything for you? Can`t you do anything by yourselves?./”
My mother taught me DELEGATION OF AUTHORITY.
She would tell me, “Your father wants you to mow the lawn.”
There were starving children in China who didn’t have spinach.
Back then, parents were parents. Today, parents are bff and kids are growing up to be little bratty whiny kids who need day care at college.
As I often say, many young people think they have a lot because they have cell phones and modern conveniences, but we had less and had far more.
hmmm, there is a ring of familiarity here... lol
My mother taught me HOW TO COUNT TO 1,000:
She would yell at me: “How many times do I have to tell you to clean your room?!!!”
My mother taught me ENTOMOLOGY:
She would yell: “Close the door! You`re letting all the flies in!”
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